Green’s gerbils – an apology
The homosexuality-obsessed director of Christian Voice, Stephen Green, has been in touch to complain about MediaWatchWatch repeating a lie about him. The lie being that he claimed that “20% of gay men regularly had sex with live gerbils“.
MWW concedes that this is not true, and apologises for repeating the falsehood. Mr Green has provided a transcript of the relevant passage from his book, The Sexual Dead-End, London 1992, Page 89, Chapter 8: ‘Homosexual activity’, final section:
Bestiality
The Sexual practices of homosexuals are limited only by the imaginations of the human mind. One practice apparently gaining popularity amongst homosexuals is ‘gerbilising’ or ‘gerbil shooting’ which is the insertion of a live rodent into the anus. The recipient derives sexual pleasure from the animal trying to find its way out. Sometimes it dies before it escapes and has to be removed surgically. Roger Magnusson quotes from one book which reports that one-fifth of all homosexuals admitted to having sexual contact, or at least masturbating, with animals, and one prominent American homosexual, Charley Shively, considered bestiality to be an Act of Revolution.
As you can see, he never actually put a figure on the average frequency of gerbilisation among the homosexual population.
Mr Green was also keen to point out that he never claimed that homosexuals have up to ten partners a day.
That is not my style, and it is not true. […] it wasn’t me who suggested any figure on homosexual promiscuity. I simply quoted from homosexual authors and researchers.
Which is quite different, of course. Regarding the actual promiscuity of homosexuals, he says,
An average of averages would be hard, but may come out to between two a month to one or two a week, leading the man on the Coventry omnibus to ponder that there might just be something psychologically (or emotionally) amiss with the poor individuals suffering from such a compulsion.
MWW acknowledges that it may have promoted the impression that Stephen Green is both a bigot and a buffoon.
UPDATE: Snopes has good info on gerbiling, including a debunking of Richard Gere’s alleged “gerbilectomy” and a retelling of this old tale:
“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil,” Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew “Kiki” Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
“I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in,” he explained. “As usual, Kiki shouted out ‘Armageddon,’ my cue that he’d had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn’t come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.”At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. “The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski’s hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil’s fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball.”
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
I’m sure that happened to a friend of mine.